(Source: macarena-of-time)

mrbutts:

there’s no known cure

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enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

mightyenarc:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(Source: textsfromdmc)

goingloco:

I saw a new way to live.
A better way.

-Robots In Disguise #15

giver-of-armbands:

(Source: harkness-jack)